How did I not see this one coming? The hair. The tan. The, erm, you know. Is Jessica Simpson becoming America's answer to our very own pneumatic blonde, Jordan?
I mean, just take one look at lovely Jess out and about in New York this weekend (after stopping off at Macy's to promote her new fashion range).
The curvaceous figure, the big hair, the leopard-print, the deep tan, the sunnies, the knee-high boots and the happy smile... It's all there. Except for Peter, of course. And her own chat show. And a work of fiction called Crystal. But apart from that, it's uncanny.