Khloe, we need to talk. I think it's time I introduced you to two vital items of clothing. The first is a black bra. The second are called 'trousers'. You might call them 'pants'. Either way, they go on your legs where you've mistakenly put those tights and that 'belt'. I refuse to call it a skirt, because skirts cover your arse.
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