NBC held its All-Stars Party at the Beverly Hilton hotel in Beverly Hills, California, July 18th, 2007. The room was packed with A and B-list talent, including Molly Sims, Carson Daly, David Hasselhoff, John Stamos, and Kyle Chandler. Stars opted for color over the standard black fare, making for a more brilliant night than usual. Sartorial standouts included actresses Linda Cardellini, Sarah Shahi, and Minka Kelly.
Fashion Casualty
Linda Linda Linda. What does one say about you? We know you’ve got talent, coming off of films American Gun, Nana’s Boy and Brokeback Mountain. It must have been hard on ER when Luka Kovac left your character and married Abby. Or in Legally Blonde when you got convicted of accidentally shooting your father. Perhaps it was these issues with men that led you down the thorny path and made you wear this, the mother of all stupid outfits. On top of which, going dark brunette just makes you look sad, like you’re trying to drown yourself in Clairol’s idea of sienna to escape your failed relationships on-camera. Back to the dress, the dusky blue babydoll is so in right now, but somehow it completes the sadness started by your change in hair and doesn’t suit you much. Throw in some flowery footwear and you’ve got one regressed woman, trying to go back in time and recapture what might have been with the men in her life. The only thing we can say is getting over the past makes you closer to Mr. Right. So does wearing flattering clothing, the cardinal rule of Style 101.
Lovely Sarah Shahi kills us with her megawatt smile, killer rack and not a bad pair of gams either. Throw in the fact that she’s descended from an Iranian Shah, a member of the National Honor Society and a former NFL cheerleader and you’ve got one hot royal! We haven’t seen anything this good since, Prince William. Shahi’s biggest role to date has been the gay disc jockey Carmen de la Pica Morales in The L Word. Roles like that aren’t very glam, but when you look like her, who cares?
Sex on Ice
Shahi smolders in a low-cut lime green number that shows off most of her assets but leaves just enough to feign modesty. Paired with white bow-tie slides and a bright red pedicure kind of ruins it for us, only because a dress this hot deserves some seriously sizzling shoes, not girl-next-door sweetness. We get excited (and just can’t hide it) when it comes to La Sarah because we know she’s going places and this is just the beginning. Hopefully she’ll head for Rodeo and go for some true foot fashion.
You Look Like a Lady
Miss Minka reminds us of another young actress who sprang from the Aerosmith seed, Ms. Liv Tyler. Like Tyler, Minka Kelly also has a famous rock star dad. And she’s also a beautiful brunette with taste in threads. Hence, the off-shouldered blue satin dress, if you can call that little fabric a dress, and stripy silver sandals. One look at you in this and the paps will go truly mad. If only because you’ve got the best stems in the entire Beverly Hilton. And after that, you can always leave early and stop at the frat house. The guys are always happy to have an extra Greek or two. Our only peeve is that your bottom half is way darker than the top, which detracts from the outfit just a wee bit.
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